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Banking The Billionaire by Max Monroe

Here is my official rating of Banking The Billionaire.

Five packages of Depends – You will need them

Five boxes of Trix cereal – why read the book to find out why

And one Dick Carry On which I believe is also available on Amazon.

Thatcher Kelly a man with big hands and you know what big hands mean don’t ya?

Also known as the Jolly Green Giant. Women everywhere wanting to be able to yell out I’ve Been Thatched.  I’ve often found myself staring at pics want to lick that lovely nipple ring. I will admit I have had to clean my IPAD screen multiple times (Get your mind out of the gutter). I licked it yes licked my screen so what its my screen I can lick it.

Tell me right now that when you look at the following picture you don’t want to lick you screen. If the answer is no your lady parts are broken. Seek immediate help and consult with your local doctor stat.

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Cassie Phillips kick ass photographer and master prankster. Her balls to the wall attitude is epic. I would totally motor boat her in a heartbeat. We all need to be more like Cassie.

These two together will have you dying from laughter. To me they are the perfect pair and the book takes you on a crazy rollercoaster of ridiculousness that will leave you smiling until your face hurts. The fuckery in this book is completely awesome. Not to mention the rest of the gang is here. Big Dick Brooks, Whoergie, Wes and it wouldn’t be complete without them.

This book is more then just a comedy though it has Romance and damn it will make you swoon. Shit gets real and you will sigh and want a relationship just like the one in this book. Oh and the sexy, hotness factor. Damn Damn Damn.

So all in all in case you haven’t yet figured it out.My rating is five giant muththatching stars.

 

Just check out these teasers.

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Here is also a little tease to get your heart rate going.

I recognized the need to forget all the details and just concentrate on what I knew. And I knew how to eat a f*cking p*ssy.

The secret was simple.

It was never, ever the same.

It could be the same woman, the same day, the same f*cking session, but a woman’s p*ssy is a special kind of woman. She’s picky but f*cking generous, and she gets off on all kinds of wicked sh*t, but her biggest turn-on is variety and a good sense of mood.

I did my best to listen for Cassie’s cues, her moans and whimpers and the speed of her breath. Did she need it faster or slower, and was the pressure just right? The answer was never consistent, and I f*cking loved it. Every time I earned a reward through the curl of her toes or a squeeze of her knees, it made me work harder.

 

Max Monroe are a force to be reckoned with in the Romantic Comedy category.  If you haven’t one clicked this series well shit I feel bad for you son. You got 99 problems and not getting these books is definitely 1.

Banking the Billionaire Playlist: https://goo.gl/s243n5

Blurb:
Uninhibited. Sarcastic. Confident. Beautiful.
With a thriving photography career that allows her to travel all over the world and capture the hottest of men behind her camera lens, Cassie Phillips is the woman who can’t be tamed.

Adrenaline-junkie. Jokester. Billionaire. Hot-as-sin.
At six-foot-five, with muscles for days, and that perfect playful smile, Thatcher Kelly is the kind of man you don’t want to deny.

Wild for wild.
Prank for prank.
The two most unlikely of people may be the only ones to see that some personality traits only run skin deep.

Uncensored. Hilarious. And too damn hot to put into words.
Grab a fan and get ready for one hell of a ride because when the opposite of opposites attract, things are bound to get a little messy.

Disclaimer:

The CDC has been notified of the infectious nature of Cassie’s craziness, siting her first case of full transmission to Thatcher Kelly. Measures should be taken to counteract its fast regeneration cycle, but avoiding the book is not recommended at this time. The Epilogue is the only known antidote.

Tour Giveaway LINK:
https://goo.gl/262V84

Check out the Splash Page this is where you can find purchase links for all these books–> http://www.authormaxmonroe.com/#!books/cnec

 

 

 

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